adambuffett:

fbi man watching me delete a post he thought was funny but i decided wasn’t worth posting:

magictransistor:

Carlos Schwabe, Illustrations for Baudelaire’s Les Fleur du Mal. 1900.

samdunn:

Who’s your favourite so far?

prochoiceamerica:

“We’re running out of time. I don’t have time to play nice.”

TIME names The Silence Breakers as Person of the Year. 

To all survivors: We see you and we stand with you.

janes-gang:

We need to show support for them/us.

sobeitjay:

College: Um you owe us money

Me:

florapatite:

rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs:

sassy-echidna:

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

vhmad:

My priorities this year:

1. Me

That’s it bitch, just me.